Please note that it will no longer be acceptable for group members to refer to the Prime Minister as a half-wit.
It's true he's made mistakes like the economy and that and all of his predictions are gash and his clever analysis is barf-inducing makie-up stuff and he's a loon, but he is our leader.
Everybody thinks that I'm the leader but its not true, Gordon Brown is our leader except when we're in the SCottish Parliament which isn't like the big parliament where i was allowed to work as an offfice junior for a while. It wasz almost as good as being a socialist was or at least what I remember is.
Right then, if anybody calls teh Prime Minister a half-wit again Andy will be round to sort them out. Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it.
That is all