Friday, April 17, 2009

another leak about labours internet campaign

I've just received these emails in a brown paper internet connection, they reveal that labours internet camapign has changed:

On 13 April 2009, at 18:34, "Dangerous Bridie" wrote:
I say chaps, I've just thought of a cracking wheeze involving this internetty bloggadooda thing!

What about we set up one of those online newslettery things and tell everyone how spiffing we are and how terribly gooder we are than those poor chaps in the blue?

What say you all?

On 13 April 2009, at 18:35, "Delilah Dufflecoat" wrote:
I think he's onto something here! It's something we've never tried before. I say "what ho and give it a go"!

On 13 April 2009, at 18:36, "Free Wheelin" wrote:
Ya pair o stupit diddies! I arrange all this funding for you and the best you can come up with is a fornicatin blog? Get yer fengers oot an dae sumthin!

On 13 April 2009, at 18:37, "Dangerous Bridie" wrote:
Oh, you're a bit rough, aren't you? This interwebbing is all the rage, you know, even Pressy Obama did it and you know how sexy he is.

On 13 April 2009, at 18:38, "Delilah Dufflecoat" wrote:
Oooooh, isn't he? If he did it so should we, let's get sexy! What shall we write?

On 13 April 2009, at 18:39, "Free Wheelin" wrote:
give me strength!

On 13 April 2009, at 18:40, "Dangerous Bridie" wrote:
well, we should make it clear that we're going to be nice.

On 13 April 2009, at 18:41, "Delilah Dufflecoat" wrote:
You're right, you're right, let's invite that nice Mr Cameron round for tea and a spot of cake.

On 13 April 2009, at 18:42, "Dangerous Bridie" wrote:
Oh what a good idea, you're a genius, so you are!!!! And we can offer him all the Tory policies back - we've had tehm too long.

On 13 April 2009, at 18:43, "Free Wheelin" wrote:
I think I'll offer him you two.

On 13 April 2009, at 18:44, "Dangerous Bridie" and "Delilah Dufflecoat" wrote:
Oh, you are wicked, sir, suits you sir.

On 13 April 2009, at 18:45, "Free Wheelin" wrote:
I give up

On 13 April 2009, at 18:46, "Dangerous Bridie" wrote:
I do like a submissive one!

On 13 April 2009, at 18:47, "Dangerous Bridie" wrote:
Oooooh! Behave!

1 comment:

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